
AVLH3 #869 - National Pornographic gets 69'ed
Raucous, adult-humor hash run with a marked trail from Azalea Road Dog Park, mixing trail running and playful shiggy in an old school Harriers style. Expect irreverent antics, a rowdy social vibe, and a small cash contribution at the start.
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A playful Asheville Hash House Harriers trail run starting with a 2pm gather and a 2:15pm “hare away,” with route, shiggy level, and vibe announced later. Expect a mixed pace, cheeky rituals, and post trail hanging around downtown.

Shiggy-heavy hash run on off-road trails with a “waning poison ivy” twist, kicking off with hares off at 2:15 PM. Expect a social, scavenger-hunt style trail with an $8 hash cash and a high shiggy level (~8).

Shiggy-heavy hash run on off-road trails with a “waning poison ivy” twist, kicking off with hares off at 2:15 PM. Expect a social, scavenger-hunt style trail with an $8 hash cash and a high shiggy level (~8).
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Team trivia in a dog park bar with pups roaming the patio, humans and dogs free on Tuesday nights. Arrive early for tables and food truck bites; dogs need vaccination records plus spay neuter proof for entry.

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